10. You created a profile for your kitty.
9. If someone rejects your friend request, you show up at their house and tearfully demand to know why.
8. You have been diagnosed with something called “Facebook ass.”
7. If you don’t update your page for 10 minutes, friends assume you died.
6. Named your daughter Gracebook.
5. Only photos on your Facebook page are of you uploading photos to your Facebook page.
4. No number 4 – writer on Facebook – do you see the irony?
3. When wife sneezes you change your status update to “Gesundheit.”
2. If computer freezes, you start swearing like Mel Gibson.
1. You spent last Saturday night poking yourself.